birthday sms

1.) Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka k, aap apni manzil ko paye.
agar aapki rahon mein kabhi andhra aaye, to Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye.
*Happy Birth Day*


2.) wishing u a day soft as silk.
 wishing u a day soft as silk...
 white as milk...
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true...
HAPPY BIRTH DAY


3.) Sajti rahe Khushiyon ki Mehfil, Har Khushi suhani rahe,
aap Jindgi mein itne Khush rahe, ki har Khushi aapki Diwani rahe.
*Happy Birth Day*


4.) baar baar din yeah aaye...Baar baar din yeah gaaye..Tum jio haazaaro saal yeaah meri hain aarjoo.Happybirthday to you!!!
Its a nice feeling when someone thinks about u,but it feels much better when u know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY"..!


5.) A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish: 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY


6.)  The child was born, parents were blessed and i am so lucky to have u as my friend. Happy Birthday to you:-)

7.)  Happy birthday my true love
Your beauty stems from up above
Sweetest smile and kindest heart
Like a priceless piece of precious art.

8.)  May your life b colourful day and night,
With love, happiness & Success of your right,
And God's choicest blessings b always there...
Happy Birthday to you ......my dear.

9.)  birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


10.)  i am lovable

Not because
you need it...
but because
Someone else
nedds you..,

"HaPPY BithrdAy

11.)  dosti ye lafz nahi jo mit jaye umar nahi jo dhal jaye safar nahi jo mukaam paye ye wo ehsaas hai jiske liye agar jiya jaye to zindagi kam pad jaye ... many many happy returns of the day.dear happy birthday,
12.)  aaj k din ki namaz
aaj k din ki dua
aaj k din ki prayer
aaj k din ka paath
sab tumhare liye hai
so h.birthday


13.) Wish you a very happy birthday,May life lead you 2 great happiness,success and hope dat all your wishes comes true!enjoy your day.

14.)  Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.

15.)  Har raah aasan ho
Har raah pe khushiya ho
Har din khubsoorat ho
Aisa hi poora jivan ho
Yahi har din meri dua ho
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!
I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart..

It came true when i met YOU

on ur speacial day

I wish for you...

May all urs dreams & wishes come true.

Have a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

17.)  A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of YouR Dreams and ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Sum Special Plans.. Wishing U A Very Happy BIRTHDAy.

18.)  In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every fall


19.)  Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can”t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!

ADULT SMS

1.)  Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

 

2.)  Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

3.)  Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!


4.)   Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

5.)   Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

6.)  What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

7.)   A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
Books And Study

8.)  NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

9.)  He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

10.)   I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch


11.)   I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch

12.)   2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

13.)   Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI


14.)  3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

15.)   Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?

16.)   In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.